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Green bananas, yellow bananas

October 20, 2014

I walked into Tesco this morning just as a woman asked a grocery assistant if he had any yellow bananas.

I stood beside her and added: “See if you find any, can you bring one through for me too, please?”

She looked at me and said: “All I want is a yellow banana. Look at these. They’re all green.”

The assistant shuffled off to the storeroom.

I looked at the banana display: “Wait, these are all yellow.”

“Or. Are. They,” she replied, turning slowly to stare and dominate me.

They weren’t.

Wait. Did she just hypnotise me…

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