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Public displays of affection

November 4, 2014

I’m feeling my stone age today.

In Costa in Hammersmith this morning, a bloke in his 20s is devouring his girlfriend.

Last week in Starbucks in Golders Green an Italian bloke was showering his girlfriend’s chops with loud, conspicuous lip-smacking kisses. He even kissed her hair.

And on Sunday in Brent Cross I watched a bloke do a Lionel Richie and tenderly cup his girlfriend’ s face while whispering something about the sales at H&M (I was lip reading).

Sadly, I’m more used to seeing the reverse dynamic: a woman staring into her partner’s eyes while he shows no emotion, but looks beyond to the bar.

Maybe that’s my Scottish experience.

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